............. this is not ment to offend anybody, its a joke and it made me smile today (and boy do I need something to make me smile today ). Hope you all find it funny too (a blonde actually sent me it)


DIARY OF A BLONDE

JAN - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

FEB - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllllllloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!!!!!!!

MAR - Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said '2-4 years'!!!!

APR - Trapped on escalator for hours - power went out!!!!!

MAY - Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions - 8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets!!!!!!!

JUN - Tried to waterski - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

JUL - Lost breast stroke swimming contest - learned later the other swimmers cheated - they used their arms!!!!

AUG - Got locked out of my car in rain storm - car swamped because soft-top was open.

SEP - The capital of California is 'C' - isn't it????

OCT - Hate Smarties - they are too hard to peel!!!!!!

NOV - Baked Turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per pound - and I weigh 108!!!!!!

DEC - Couldn't call 911 - duh - theres no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!!!!!!!



WHEW - WHAT A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny!