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The Happiest Fairytale ever - to all single gals!! on Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:29 pm
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did what the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never had to wear friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
- THE END -
The girl said, "No!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did what the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never had to wear friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her bum, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
- THE END -
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